"If you want to meet the stuffiest of old balding men then you have come to the right place my friends. These people's noses are stuck so high I'm surprised they can see where to step." She turned and darted inside narrowly missing an aged scholar as he shuffled slowly out of the large ornate doors.
"I hope this doesn't take too long" she whispered under her breath, "this place could suffocate a turtle with nothing more than the pompous air."